I Don't Do No Drugs

Hellroys

The song "I Don't Do No Drugs" by the Hellroys from their album "Hellroys Is Real" is a satirical gem that caught fire on SiriusXM Outlaw Country, thanks to the late Mojo Nixon, who championed the band’s irreverent style. A review from Columbus Free Press describes the track as a modern mashup of Geoff Mack’s “I’ve Been Everywhere” and Dion and the Belmonts’ “The Wanderer,” poking fun at America’s prescription drug culture while humorously dismissing marijuana. The lyrics list a dizzying array of pharmaceuticals like Percocet, Viagra, and Ritalin, with the narrator insisting they only take what a doctor prescribes. This tongue-in-cheek approach resonated with fans, propelling the song into regular rotation and helping the album earn a spot as one of Saving Country Music’s Most Essential Albums of 2018.

One juicy piece of trivia comes from the song’s cultural impact: its sharp wit and catchy twang made it a favorite among the Hellroys’ Facebook followers, who often share memes quoting the song’s absurdly long list of drugs. Fans on the Hellroys Freakz Facebook group have posted stories of blasting the song at road trips or dive bars, with one user claiming it sparked a heated debate about legalizing weed at a truck stop in Ohio. The band’s Instagram once shared a behind-the-scenes clip of the recording session at Sonic Lounge Studio in Grove City, Ohio, where lead vocalist Rayf’s ad-libbed laughter almost derailed the take, adding to the song’s raw, chaotic energy.

The Hellroys, hailing from Hatchetgash, Arkansas, kicked off their journey in 2014 with their debut album "Dumb Country Noise," a self-proclaimed dose of “Dumb Country Noise” that set the tone for their rowdy, humorous take on outlaw country. According to their bio on their official website, the band formed when a group of Midwestern misfits—Rayf, Blee, Sixto, and later Nicolette Hoang—bonded over their love for classic country, rockabilly, and a shared disdain for pretension. Their early gigs in dive bars and small venues built a cult following, with songs like “Wedding at Walmart” and “Outlaws Don’t Read” earning them a reputation for unapologetic, in-your-face storytelling. By the time "Hellroys Is Real" dropped in 2018, their mix of sharp satire and twangy riffs had caught the ear of heavyweights like Mojo Nixon and SiriusXM, cementing their place in the americana scene.

The band’s rise wasn’t without grit. Their X account often shares throwback photos of early shows, including one where they opened for Unknown Hinson in 2015, with the caption quoting Hinson saying, “Ah thank ah remember you fellas.” The Hellroys have since shared stages with acts like Supersuckers, Jesse Dayton, and Dale Watson, as noted on their website. Their fanbase, affectionately called “Freakz,” stays active on platforms like the Hellroys Freakz group, where they swap concert stories and merch hauls, like the coveted “My Truck Is Loud” t-shirt from HELLmart. For the latest on the Hellroys, check their official site, Facebook, Instagram, or X, and join the chaos with their fans at Hellroys Freakz.


 

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