No Bone Movies

The Zoo Crew is spinning the electrifying track No Bone Movies by Ozzy Osbourne from his iconic debut solo album Blizzard of Ozz, and Zoo Freaks, you’re in for some wild trivia! This song, the seventh track on the album, was co-written by Ozzy, guitarist Randy Rhoads, bassist Bob Daisley, and drummer Lee Kerslake. Unlike most of the album, which was crafted before Kerslake joined, No Bone Movies was penned after his arrival, making it the only track he helped write. Originally intended as a B-side, it was added to the album to give Kerslake a songwriting credit. The lyrics dive into the gritty theme of pornography addiction, with the title inspired by Randy Rhoads, who referred to X-rated films as “bone movies.” A 2020 post on Ozzy’s X account confirmed this, noting the song’s nod to adult films shown in theaters back in the day. Some fans on platforms like Reddit’s Ozzy Osbourne community have debated the song’s meaning, with a few humorously mistaking it for a commentary on constipation, but its anti-pornography stance, possibly influenced by Kerslake’s views, is clear.

Another juicy tidbit comes from the song’s production and legacy. Recorded at Monnow Valley Studio in Wales, No Bone Movies showcases Randy Rhoads’ blistering guitar riffs, a hallmark of the album’s raw energy. The track’s uptempo vibe and lyrics, like “Silver screen, such a disgrace / I couldn’t look her straight in the face,” paint a vivid picture of shame and obsession. Fans on Ozzypedia, a dedicated fan wiki, note its place as a fan favorite for its unapologetic edge. However, the song wasn’t without controversy. The Blizzard of Ozz album faced legal battles, including a lawsuit from Daisley and Kerslake over unpaid royalties, which they eventually won, securing songwriting credits. Ozzy’s wife, Sharon, stirred drama by re-recording some of the album’s bass and drum parts in 2002, a move Ozzy later said in his 2009 autobiography was her decision, done without his knowledge, sparking fan backlash until the original tracks were restored.

Now, let’s rewind to how the Prince of Darkness, Ozzy Osbourne, kicked off his legendary career. Born John Michael Osbourne on December 3, 1948, in Birmingham, England, Ozzy grew up in a working-class family with a passion for music sparked by The Beatles. After leaving school and juggling odd jobs, he teamed up with bassist Geezer Butler, guitarist Tony Iommi, and drummer Bill Ward to form a band initially called Earth. Inspired by a 1963 horror film, they renamed themselves Black Sabbath after their song of the same name. Their 1970 self-titled debut album laid the foundation for heavy metal with its dark, heavy sound. Ozzy’s haunting vocals and the band’s groundbreaking releases like Paranoid and Master of Reality earned him the nickname “Prince of Darkness.” However, by 1979, struggles with alcohol and drugs led to his firing from Black Sabbath, a low point that nearly ended his career.

Undeterred, Ozzy bounced back with the help of Sharon Arden, his manager and future wife. In late 1979, under Sharon’s guidance, he formed the Blizzard of Ozz band with Randy Rhoads, Bob Daisley, Lee Kerslake, and keyboardist Don Airey. Their debut album, Blizzard of Ozz, released in 1980, was a smash hit, driven by singles like Crazy Train and powered by Rhoads’ virtuosic guitar work. Ozzy’s solo career soared, with seven of his first albums achieving multi-platinum status in the US. His larger-than-life persona, cemented by infamous antics like biting the head off a bat during a 1982 concert (thinking it was a rubber toy), made him a cultural icon. Beyond music, Ozzy starred in the reality show The Osbournes (2002–2005) and founded Ozzfest, a traveling heavy metal festival. Despite health setbacks, including a 2019 spinal injury, he continues to record, with his 2022 album Patient Number 9 winning a Grammy for Best Rock Album.

For Zoo Freaks wanting to dive deeper, connect with Ozzy online! His official website, ozzy.com, offers the latest news, tour updates, and merch. Follow him on Facebook for fan interactions and throwback photos, Instagram for behind-the-scenes glimpses, and X for real-time updates and witty posts. Fans can also join vibrant communities like the Ozzy Osbourne Fans Facebook group to share memes and concert stories or explore Ozzypedia for detailed discography breakdowns. Whether you’re headbanging to No Bone Movies or tracing Ozzy’s epic journey, the Zoo Crew knows you’re part of the metal madness!